May 2013
When We Cuddle,
I hope you dont mind if I,
wrap my legs around yours
lay my head above your heart
run my hands through your hair
play footsie with you
put my hand on your tummy
play with yours hands
give you fishy kisses
talk about my day
sing you a song
fall asleep in your arms
sacrifice you to satan
reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you
profrumbleroar:
mountincest:
lovemetoinfinity:
fatdough:
rewind-and-restart:
mountincest:
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your...
dialupmodem:
quick have sex with me i’ll explain later
sluttyoliveoil:
shavingryansprivates:
extra slutty olive oil
heard you were talking shit
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you turned on at the most inappropriate of times.
rodneykong:
nayx:
theres nothing funny about clouds
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president
deadfromdaisies:
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
THIS GUY WAS THE FUCKING LEADER OF AMERICA OMFG HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN