When We Cuddle,
I hope you dont mind if I, wrap my legs around yours lay my head above your heart run my hands through your hair play footsie with you put my hand on your tummy play with yours hands give you fishy kisses talk about my day sing you a song fall asleep in your arms sacrifice you to satan
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profrumbleroar: mountincest: lovemetoinfinity: fatdough: rewind-and-restart: mountincest: school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory it tests my patience it tests my ability to hold my pee it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch whoa There are four types of people at school. First you have your Ravenclaws then your Hufflepuffs then your...
dialupmodem: quick have sex with me i’ll explain later
sluttyoliveoil: shavingryansprivates: extra slutty olive oil heard you were talking shit
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you turned on at the most inappropriate of times.
rodneykong: nayx: theres nothing funny about clouds
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president
deadfromdaisies: psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’ THIS GUY WAS THE FUCKING LEADER OF AMERICA OMFG HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN